6 High-Tech Sex Toys That Will Inevitably Stage A Terrifying Terminator-Style Uprising

We’re all reliant on technology in our day-to-day lives. Robots scan our shopping, they tell us what shit films to avoid at the cinema, and they politely call our mobile phones with information about fantasy insurance payment claims that in an ideal world would make us very rich.

But when it comes to the bedroom, we’re still not totally sold that we want a collection of circuit boards having free reign over our private parts.

It’s not that we’re sexual luddites – it’s just that most techy sex toys are legitimately insane. And to prove it, here are 6 rude gadgets that are on an unassailable course for world domination…

01 Twerking Robot Arse

For the low, low price of $1000, you can own this: the world’s first vibrating rubber bum. At least we think it is – to be honest we’ve been too busy staring at this picture in utter confusion to actually research any alternatives. Not only does it feature several different ‘twerking speeds’, but it can also warm itself to a temperature of 98.6 degrees AND completely rob you of any self-worth you once possesed. A must buy.

Read full article and discovered other 5 high-tech sex toys on FHM