Firemen free Munich man’s penis from 13 metal rings

On Tuesday, a man in Munich was probably one of the first men to ever not worry about lasting longer.

According to Die Welt, the Munich fire department had to come to a man’s rescue to free him from 13 metal penis rings after he had been unable to get them off for four days.

Once the agony was simply too much, the 52-year-old ran to the emergency admission of the Munich hospital, but even the doctors there weren’t able to help – they called in the fire department.

It was an “elaborate and extremely careful” process commented the fire department after an hour of removing each ring one by one.

The poor 52-year-old must have nearly fainted when the officials marched up with two angle grinders to free him from his pain.

But 13 rings? The Local turned to the employees of Berlin’s Dildoking sex store to ask the obvious questions:

“I can’t give an estimate of how big his penis is, but it doesn’t have to be particularly big, because there are different sized rings,” said salesman Martin Bertram.

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