Florida Man Steals Sex Toys Because He Was Too Embarrassed To Buy Them

A Florida man arrested for shoplifting sex toys from a shop in Vero Beach, Florida, says he lifted the items because he was too embarrassed to purchase them outright.

Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested last week after a manager at a Spencer’s Gifts reported seeing him stick two sex toys down his khaki shorts.

He was apprehended with a “Arouz’d Stroker Can” and an “Arouzed Screw Butt Plug,” worth about $30 total. He admitted to the security guard that he had the money for the items but didn’t want to be seen purchasing them.

Charged with misdemeanor shoplifting, Masters was released that night after posting a $500 bond.

Bet he feel’s really embarrassed now.