I stopped watching straight porn many years ago. I just got tired of trying to believe that the women in porn were actually getting off. After one too many times of seeing a woman in reverse cowgirl not flicking her bean and me shouting “LIAR!” at my laptop, I decided I had had enough. What’s worse is seeing a man eating pussy in porn. It looks like he’s making out with someone at junior prom—there’s a lot of starting and stopping. Men in porn literally just tongue kiss a vagina and this fallacy has got to stop.
By LOUIE MALLE,
From Aligator Dung to Necrophilia!
The liberal attitudes toward sex of the ancient Greeks and Romans are well documented, especially on how both of those societies embraced their favorite popular pastime of the sex orgy.
If you know the statistics about male vs female orgasms, you know that men and women don’t always seem to be well matched when it comes to pleasure. For example, the average man only lasts about 2 minutes once he has penetrated his partner, vs the average woman who can take between 15 to 20 minutes to reach an orgasm. It doesn’t take a genius to see that this doesn’t work out very well for a couple having vaginal sex.
While, I guess we all, are impatiently waiting for the summer, at Euforia we remember with nostalgia previous summer and decided to have another look at the best of bikini girls 2017. Feast your eyes…
Por Ethan Tremblay,
On a popular AskReddit message board, women revealed their brutally honest confessions about what it’s like to have sex with a man who has a micropenis. Sadly for the blokes involved, it appears that size often DOES matter – with the micropenis, classed as a flaccid penis which measures less than 3.6 inches (9.3cm), being a deal-breaker in some of the cases. In other cases, women were satisfied. You will not believe #21!
By Graham Gremore,
Christopher White, Ph.D., is an expert in sexual and reproductive health with over 25 years of professional teaching experience. He’s also a huge proponent of public sex.
“I had my first gloryhole experience in 1990 when I was 19,” he writes in a new op-ed titled Sexploitations: Glory Hole-Alujah! “Bored one night in the dorms, a friend and I decided to check out the adult bookstore near our university.”
Ok girls. Does anyone want to talk about sex? All I can do is talk from experience (and what I’ve heard of course – all the negative stuff is from other people) but it seems that it goes one way or another. While pregnant, you either discover the stripper/bondage-loving sex-goddess that you’ve always wanted to be, or you have a perpetual headache.
Video by ModernWhiz.com,
What is Netflix and Chill?” Netflix and chill is an English-language term using an invitation to watch Netflix together as a euphemism for sex, either between partners or casually as a “Booty Call”. Now, why did this term become the gateway to dropping panties? Well. I think you’ll all know why, after watching this steamy sexual Modern Whiz Video, remember, all these shows have once streamed on Netflix…With that being said, We’re back to our list of the 10 Hottest Netflix Sex Scenes.
Remember Nokia 3310—the most pocket-friendly, durable and sturdy phone in history? Yeah, the phone that basically ruled the ’90s is making a huge comeback in India. And some women in the country are reminiscing the good ol’ days when this innocent phone gave them the best orgasm. We can bet that Nokia (the company) didn’t know that women would use the old Nokia 3310 to masturbate, thanks to its intense vibration. Had they known this, they would have kept ‘the best sex toy ever’ as their marketing tagline.
Por BRIAN D. EARP,
At least compared to other risky activities.
I love vaginas – I just don’t like licking them.
I’m a 31-year-old, married, heterosexual man and I don’t like to eat pussy. It’s something that I don’t do and that I have always tried to avoid in the past. When I was asked to write this piece, I felt like a kind of rare bird – though I’m sure I’m actually not. I am also not afraid of being called a jerk by women who will get personally offended by this article or will be quick to judge that I don’t like vaginas.
Learn how to spot the signs of a sexual narcissist.
How a person acts during sex may clue you in to whether or not they’re a cheater—and we don’t just mean stopping mid-hookup to check their phone. According to a new study published in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior, someone who’s sexually narcissistic—narcissistic in terms of their bedroom behavior and attitude—is more likely to be unfaithful.
By Jill Hamilton,
When life throws you a curve ball…
Coming upon a curved dick in someone’s pants is not only super common, it can actually add a little bonus to a bone-sesh. A good curve finds places a basic, straighter penis might miss. Whether he curves north, south, east or west, here’s how to best make use of that sexy bend.
Video by Kate Spring,
Kate Spring is dating and relationship coach from the west coast of Canada. In the video below, she’s sharing some foolproof pick-up lines that will help you break the ice with any girl. She wants you to forget those god awful lines like, “did it hurt?” “Did what hurt?” “When you fell from heaven?” ahhhhhh. Move along! This line actually does not work! It’s so old and outdated it was funny in the early 2000’s, but not now.