This article originally appeared on Metro
By Jen Mills,
Customers hoping to use a cash machine were forced to wait after they found a couple having sex next to it instead.
There are probably more romantic backdrops around than the wall of a bank, but for one couple it was a good place to spend some quality time together.
They were filmed locked in an embrace, as the woman steadied herself by putting her hand on the cash machine, under a sign reading HSBC.
Two Argentinian police officers are facing disciplinary action after they were filmed having sex inside a patrol car as they received an alert about a robbery on their radio.
In video of the incident, the unnamed female officer can be seen pausing as she hears the call to head to a crime scene, but then continues to lift up her unnamed male colleague’s T-shirt, which features the slogan, “Core Durability and Strength”.
He ignored scores of other sex toys in favour of the Heidi Lauritsen sex doll.
A lusty burglar broke into a sex shop to watch a porn video and steal a top-of-the-range sex doll.
The love-lorn thief smashed his way into The Adult Shop in Bury through the roof, leaving plaster and debris everywhere.
He rifled through a series of sex toys but took only one – a £300 Heidi Lauritsen love doll.
The party turned out to be an utter snoozefest — crap music, bad wine in paper cups, and not one guy that was worth my time, held in an apartment that smelled like stale potato chips and Axe body wash — so I made up a bullshit excuse about having to get up early the next day and made my escape.
All the way home I fumed about how royally I’d been screwed by my so-called friend Brenda. All week long she’d talked this party up at school, riding me like a rented mule until I promised to go. And when I arrived after hours of getting ready, she wasn’t even there!
Por Dan Dalton,
This year’s least erotic reads, via the Bad Sex in Fiction awards. Mild language warning, obviously.
“Anne,” he says, stopping and looking down at me. I am pinned like wet washing with his peg. “Till now, I thought the sweetest sound I could ever hear was cows chewing grass. But this is better.” He sways and we listen to the soft suck at the exact place we meet. Then I move and put all thoughts of livestock out of his head.
– The Butcher’s Hook by Janet Ellis
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All proposals are romantic, but some are just more spectacular than others. POPSUGAR Girl’s Guide rounded up some of their favorite same-sex wedding proposal videos, and we have to admit…it was hard to hold back the tears and impossible not to smile! These are such sweet and inspiring vids, we had to share them with you.
WHEN most people hear about the escort business it conjures up thoughts of women, but there are a lot of men who sell sex too.
One of them has opened up about what it’s like to be paid for passion, challenging Reddit users to ask him anything about his job, reports The Sun.
The guy goes by the handle AussieMaleEscort and claims to be the number one in the industry.
Pretty obviously he’s Australian, but he’s based in London and works around the world.
“The majority of my clients are single men but I also see couples [and] do duos with female escorts,” he explained.
If you ever were curious how playing sports affects the sportsmen’s sex life Kate Upton (24-year-old) might just have the answer for you.
Wednesday night Kate Upton was on Andy Cohen’s show “Watch What Happens Live”. A Detroit Tigers baseball fan called in and ask about Justin Verlander’s pre-game sex habits.
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As we know, lots of athletes believe abstaining from sex before a game will improve their performance. What Justin Verlander believes? Kate is pretty open about it in the video below.
By Sahil Rizwan,
“With the Censor Board this idiotic, shameless, irresponsible and yet all-powerful, how does one make films in India?”
The CBFC’s complicated history with filmmakers over the past couple of years has been well-documented, seeing clashes with everyone from indie producers to established ones like Anurag Kashyap.
The latest film to face their wrath is Alankrita Shrivastava’s Lipstick Under My Burkha, which has just been refused certification by the board.