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Remember dudes, if something seems too good to be true — it most likely is! Your wife “wanting to have a threesome” is never what it seems.

Think I am kidding? Let this guys story be a listen to you. THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU! All it takes is some dirty talk and a dumbass friend to ruin a 12-year marriage.

He posted his incredible fuck up on the TIFU section of Reddit.

This is current, and shit is changing by the day. But it all started nearly 3 weeks ago.

Backstory: My wife (31) and I (29) have a good marriage. We’ve been married for over 6 years of mostly great memories. We have two wonderful kids. We are all genuinely happy.

By Lorenzo Jensen III,

1. Hair all the way to the tip.

HE HAD HAIR ALL THE WAY TO THE TIP.

2. MY TONGUE IS LONGER THAN YOUR DICK.

I pull down his pants, don’t look, just go straight at it with my mouth. BOOM. MY LIPS HIT. HIS. FUCKING. BALLS. BEFORE I FELT HIS DICK. I’m talking like 2.5 inches and the dude was rock hard. The best description I can give is maybe a 5:1 scale candy corn. The definition of a chode….I went down on him for a few more seconds to be cool and then he TALKED DIRTY TO ME. LIKE DONT GET COCKY. MY TONGUE IS LONGER THAN YOUR DICK.