“Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.”

“If you were a door, I’ll slam you all night long.”

“Do you live on a chicken farm? Coz you sure know how to raise a cock!”

That’s only a few of a compilation of bad pick up lines that YouTube channel whatever presented us with this time. And by bad I’m mean the worst pick up lines you’ll ever hear. I admire Brian for being able to keep his face straight through the whole video…

By Anthony Rivas,

Get out your safe word, people.

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about their most ridiculous, awkward BDSM experiences. Here are their juiciest stories.

1. The lost butt plug:

“My dom decided to try an anal plug on me for the first time. He was going down on me while tapping the base of the plug, and I was really getting off on it. Suddenly, he tapped a little too hard and the plug went completely inside me. He managed to stay calm, and we were eventually able to get it out with a lot of lube and careful manipulation. Later, he asked if I wanted to try to pick things back up. In the most Eeyore voice imaginable, I said, ‘Oh, not right now. My ass just swallowed a plug.'”