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Fifty Shades of Grey hunk Jamie Dornan attempts to ruin sex scenes with his onscreen partner Dakota Johnson by making silly noises.

The 34-year-old Northern Irish heartthrob is getting hot and heavy with Johnson in the new sequel, Fifty Shades Darker, which hits cinemas this weekend (10-12Feb17), but he insists the torrid scenes aren’t as romantic and passionate as they appear – behind the cameras, Jamie is just trying to prank his often naked onscreen lover – and make her giggle.

“I make noises throughout,” Dornan said during an appearance on Graham Norton’s U.K. chat show on Friday (10Feb17). “American-accented noises.

By deepemerald,

Mia stepped out of her shower and started toweling her body. She took a great time and care to make sure her tits and her snatch were dry. She admired the sight of her tits in the mirror. They were full and firm, she was sure she was going to need d-cups soon. Who would have thought that her flat-chested mom could produce a daughter with such big tits? Ever since she and her best friend Sharon had started trying out lesbian sex her nipples had grown and were almost like cherries when erect. The thought of the things she and Sharon had done together made her feel a familiar tingle. Sharon and Mia had started playing with each other’s pussies. First, they’d fingered, then they’d sucked and now – whenever they had a sleepover – they’d spend most of the night fucking each other. Well, Mia could use a strap-on on Sharon, but since Mia was still a virgin it didn’t work the other way. Neither of them considered themselves lesbians, it was just that their respective parents refused to let them have boyfriends so it was a temporary means of getting an orgasm.

The way the female body work is still very often a mystery to men. Yes, women’s sexuality is very much different than your gentlemen and that’s why in order to help you solve that mystery we decided to assemble the best sex tips for guys.

  1. About 70% of sexually active females require stimulation of clitoris to achieve orgasm, during intercourse. There are certain sex positions like spooning and reverse cowgirl which make really easy for you to reach her clitoris and in this simple way maximize her excitement. 

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Six months ago, 76-year-old Donald Royce married his 62-year-old bride, but they haven’t consummated the marriage.

After arguing about “sleeping arrangements”, Royce said wanted to scare his wife by shooting the mattress.

He missed and ended up shooting her in the butt and hip.

The Brandenton Herald reports that Royce told Lee County sheriff’s deputies, “I shot her and the gun is in my room,” adding that he never meant to shoot her.

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A few years ago after her wedding, my friend sheepishly admitted that she and her husband didn’t even hook up on their wedding night because they were too tired. Another friend piped in, “Me neither! My husband was drunk and hanging over the toilet once we got back to our hotel suite. It wasn’t too sexy…”

In fact, research shows that most American couples that have consummated their union before marriage skip sex on their wedding night. This discovery led me to explore more things that a number of us may not readily admit about our sex lives. (No judgment here. The average couple may not feel like divulging their sexual insecurities, questions and secrets over a coffee catch up.)

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It’s like my dad always told me: “Son, if you want a girl to hate you, just bring her picture to Hooters and rip it into shreds to score a free plate of wings.”

Yes, to celebrate Valentine’s Day, the world-famous “breastaurant” is giving scorned lovers (or people who just like free shit) the chance to destroy photos of their exes in return for a plate of wings. Buy 10 boneless wings, trash your ex, get 10 more boneless wings. Ain’t love grand?

By Euforia

The star of Black-ish Anthony Anderson revealed on the Conan talk show last Wednesday night that his mother was the one to teach him how to perform oral sex.

“I’ll just cut to the chase,” Anderson said. “My mother taught me how to go downtown.” And this confession got really the public going. Anthony then proceeded to explain how and when this happen and what was his mom’s motivation behind this kind of education.

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And how you can cop those secrets for your own sexy times.

Fifty Shades Darker opens in theaters February 10th, and Christian and Ana’s explosive and boundary-breaking sex scenes will once again rile up audiences all over the world. Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and we all have to start somewhere, MarieClaire.com asked four erotic novelists for insight into what makes those sex scenes tick—and how to turn fiction into fact. The five tools you’ll need for amazing sex—according to author Tiffany Reisz? Tension, foreplay, emotion, creativity, and fearlessness. Let’s break them down.

Intercourse is not the key to most women’s sexual satisfaction.

Only 25 percent of women are consistently orgasmic during vaginal intercourse.

This bears repeating: Only one-quarter of women reliably experience orgasm during intercourse-no matter how long it lasts, no matter what size the man’s penis, and no matter how the woman feels about the man or the relationship.

This statistic comes not from just one study, but from a comprehensive analysis of 33 studies over the past 80 years by Elisabeth Lloyd in her fascinating book The Case of the Female Orgasm (Harvard University Press).

By Jennifer Jolly,

You love him or her, but you love saving money, too? Here are a half-dozen ways tech can help you show your love for less, without coming across like a total cheapskate.

Tokens of love

This is a tried and true totally free gift idea, with a twist. Gift your sweetheart some tempting tokens that entitle them to some seriously special treatment from you, but give it an air of authenticity by actually printing out these adorable love coupons. There’s an entire pre-made pack available that includes breakfast in bed, massages, a candle-lit dinner, and more, or if you have some of your own ideas, just print out these blank tokens and fill them with whatever you want.

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If you or anyone you know owns a “Black Power Wand”, you need to read this.

Ann Summers has issued a product recall on sex toys over fears they could become damaged through “prolonged use”.

The adult store – which brands itself as “sexual innovation experts” have advertised the “precautionary recall” on their ‘Black Power Wand’ vibrators.

By Paul Keskeys,

If there was ever an architectural story fit for the silver screen, then this is surely it.

According to movie blog Showbiz 411, Academy Award–winner Jeff Bridges will play Mies van der Rohe in an upcoming film about the conception of arguably the world’s most famous Modernist residence — Farnsworth House. While the architecture itself is iconic enough to take center stage, much of the drama is likely to be manifested in the tumultuous relationship between Mies and his client, Dr. Edith Farnsworth, to be played by Maggie Gyllenhaal.

By Sarah Young,

The supermarket chain is spreading the love.

With Valentine’s Day just one week away, it’s time to start wading through the fluffy bears and love hearts to find the perfect card – but if you’re a gay couple, this can be hard to find.

Until now, many same-sex couples have had to improvise with generic cards that make no suggestion of gender, but supermarket giant Sainsbury’s is about to change all that.