BY EMILY HINGLE,
Would you go this far in the heat of the moment?
When things get really passionate in the bedroom, things can get a little bit strange. You can feel a dark desire to do things you never thought that you would ever dare to do before all in the pursuit of pleasure. These Redditors got down and dirty, and they lived to tell the tale about the kinkiest things they’ve ever done. Have you done something super weird when things started heating up? It may not even come close to these kinky, filthy stories!
I slept with my uncle’s wife’s sister. In my cousin’s rooms. With everyone (but my cousins) home in the house asleep.
Kinda odd, kids toys everywhere. Best line of her’s was while I was eating her out, “Lick this p**sy like its ice cream.” But in a Darth Vader-esque rasp.
Sex was great. (kittensandicecream)
Friend’s mom saw me looking at her underwear in the laundry room one day then asked me to bring them to her and told me to put them on and I had sex with her in her underwear. (Bugger0123)
Eat My Pubes
I had a long distance relationship with my ex, which was understandably difficult at times.
For my birthday, he sent me a card and told me “not to open it around other people.” I thought, how adorable, he’s shy about what he wrote in it!
Nope. That fucker put his toenail clippings and pubes in it. Then went and told me it would be “hot” if I were to put them inside of me. I laughed and said there was no way I was going to eat them.
It was a more innocent time for me. ThoughtCatalog
Nazi Sex Party
I hid Hanukkah gelt in a few places around my house.
My girlfriend at the time dressed like a Nazi and attempted to “torture” me into giving away the location of my “secret jew gold.” The torture included things from standard impact play (flogging and whatnot), all the way to force feeding me sausage and other non-kosher things.
A few weeks later she gave me a bedazzled copy of Mein Kampf. (EllenPaoChicken)
Once banged a Hawaiian chick who liked me to put ice cubes in her pussy while I ate her out. ThoughtCatalog